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| | Bible Story Parody (wag po masyado seryoso ah..) |  |
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+4darkvorg wvines Punong Abala Xaviour 8 posters | | Author | Message |
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Xaviour
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 |  Subject: Bible Story Parody (wag po masyado seryoso ah..) November 22nd 2007, 10:58 pm | |
| nakakita ako ng magandang parody dun sa isang site eh, ginawan ko lang ng maikling comics.. again, wag magagalit.. humor lang po... | |
|  | | Punong Abala
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| | | | | wvines
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| | Subject: Re: Bible Story Parody (wag po masyado seryoso ah..) January 6th 2008, 7:05 pm | |
| na post ko na to sa corporate blog namin..but i'll post it here ^^
I copied it from my email, na galing kay Terri.
One day, Jesus was out for a walk strolling near the walls
surrounding heaven, when he heard an old man’s voice call form the
other side.
“Hello? Hello?”
Jesus replied ” who is it?”
“Just a poor old carpenter searching for his son.” The old man replied.
Jesus’ heart leaped with joy and he called out “Joseph?”
The voice answered back, “Pinnochio?”
w.vines | |
| | | | darkvorg
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| | Subject: Re: Bible Story Parody (wag po masyado seryoso ah..) January 8th 2008, 8:54 pm | |
| heheheh
ok huh...
kktwa kea lng...
EXODUS 20:7 "Do not use my name for evil purposes(JOKES,EXPRESION &
SWEARING)...
please mga tol ok di aq agaist but
lets make jokes w/o his name or anything connected w/ him....please...
GOD MAY ROCK ur WORLD!!!!!!
GOD BLESS YOU ALL!!!! | |
| | | | silip_lang
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| | Subject: Re: Bible Story Parody (wag po masyado seryoso ah..) January 29th 2008, 11:33 am | |
| I like u darkvorg but i don't like ur nick lol....am a Christian din po... I like the jokes di xa masyadong evil  | |
| | | | bart
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| | Subject: Re: Bible Story Parody (wag po masyado seryoso ah..) March 25th 2008, 10:30 am | |
| During the time of Roman Emperor Nero, Christians were being fed to the lions as a spectacle to the people. One day, a group of christians was brought to the arena to be fed to the lions. All hell broke loose as the lions came, many were devoured until only one was left, he kept on running and running until he's tired. He then prayed.
Christian : Lord, please make the lions stop. Please give me rest.
Suddenly, the lions stopped chasing him, he kneeled and continued to pray.
Christian : Lord, I thank you for this miracle, the lions stopped, how I wish the lions
are also Christians.
Upon saying those words, Lo and behold, the lions kneel, the Christian was very
very happy, until he wondered what the lions are doing. Out of curiosity, he approcahed the lions and heard them praying.......
Lions: Bless us oh Lord for the gift we are about to receive from thy bounty,
through Christ, our Lord, Amen. | |
| | | | silip_lang
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| | Subject: Re: Bible Story Parody (wag po masyado seryoso ah..) March 25th 2008, 2:36 pm | |
| hahahha....nice one  | |
| | | | mark_7th
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| | Subject: Re: Bible Story Parody (wag po masyado seryoso ah..) April 13th 2008, 10:18 pm | |
| hehehe,,waLang magawa,,enjoy dito ngayon ^^. | |
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