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misay
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 |  Subject: ^^Time to laugh^^ August 20th 2008, 3:24 pm | |
| Intsik: Bili kayo panty. Kapag sinuot ito, hindi kayo mabubuntis.
Babae: Bigyan mo ako ng tatlo. 3 months later, galit si babae: Bakit ako
nabuntis?
Intsik: Baka hinubad mo!
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GF: Hayop ka, niloloko mo ako!
BF: Bakit, wala naman akong ginagawa ah!
GF: Anong wala? Nakita kita kanina, may kasama kang ibang babae,
magkahawak pa kamay nyo! Niloloko mo ako!
BF: Makinig ka muna... hindi kita niloloko, maniwala ka... Yung kasama ko
kanina ang niloloko ko!
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Ifugao: Apply po ako ng sundalo, sir.
Officer: Hindi ka pwede, ang dami mong sirang ngipin, bungi ka pa!
Ifugao: Bakit sir, sa gyera ba ngayon, kagatan na ang labanan?
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A lizard fell on a table.
Genius: Oh! reptila scincidae;
Kikay: Eew, lizard!;
Astig: Shit, butiki!;
Mataray: Shucks, butiks!;
Mayaman: Yuck! Lacoste!;
Mahirap: Pare, ulam!
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Bakit "S" ang nasa costume ni Superman? Wala na kasing Medium! Napansin
mo, fit masyado, di ba?
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Nanay: Hala, sige, layas! Huwag ka nang bumalik dito sa bahay! Simula
ngayon, huwag mo na akong tawaging nanay at hindi na rin kita tatawaging
anak, naintindihan mo?
Anak: Sige dude, alis na ako.
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Ice cream ba talaga yung inendorse in Pacquiao sa TV ad nya na Nestle Ice
Cream? Akala ko kasi, softdrinks. Kasi, sabi nya, "Oh mga bata, Mirinda
na!"
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A priest at a church.
Lady: Father, ang gwapo at cute mo naman! Bakit ka pa kasi nagpari?
Priest: Dahil ayaw pumayag ng magulang ko na magmadre ako! Bruha!
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Pedro: Alam mo, yung pusa namin, kahit nakalagay sa lamesa at walang
takip ang ulam namin, hindi kinakain!
Juan: Maniwala ako?!
Pedro: Totoo!
Juan: Ano ba ang ulam nyo?
Pedro: Asin!
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Nurse: Miss, gising na!
Patient: Ah, bakit?
Nurse: Oras na ng pag-inom ng gamot.
Patient: Anong gamot?
Nurse: Sleeping pills.
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Ama: Bakit ka umiiyak?
Anak: Pumasa po kasi ako sa test. Huhuhu!
Ama: Aba, magaling! Anong subject yun, anak?
Anak: Pregnancy test po itay!
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Erap at Starbucks.
Erap: Waiter, isang kape nga!
Waiter: Sir, decaf ho ba?
Erap: Syempre! Bobo! Lahat ng kape, de cup! Bakit, may nakaplato ba?!
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Sa prusisyon.
Pari: Ang mga boys, sunod sa karo ni San Jose, mga girls, sa karo ni Mama
Mary.
Bakla: Kami father, saan kami susunod?
Pari: Mga bruha! Follow me!
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Pedro: Ang tapang talaga ni Paeng! Biro mo, tumalon sa eroplano nang
walang parachute!
Leo: Ohh, totoo? Saan mo naman nabalitaan yan?
Pedro: Dun sa burol nya!
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Anak: Inay, ang galing ng titser ko.
Inay: Bakit naman?
Anak: Tinuruan kami ng kagandahang asal..
Nanay: Eh di marunong ka nang gumalang at magpo at opo?
Anak: Natural! Tanga ka ba?
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Use "Bampira" in a sentence!
Ahmm, Dodong. Pautang naman, meron ka bampira?!
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May kwento ako tungkol sa lovelife ng ampalaya. Huwag na lang! Masyadong
mapait!
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Grabe! Biruin mo, 150,000 pesos daw, hot oil lang! 150,000 pesos ang
rebonding! Sobra naman yang David's Salon na yan! - Rapunzel.
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Hindi makapagtimpla ng juice si Inday. Tahimik lang syang nakatitig sa
bote ng juice. Dahil nakasulat: Concentrate. | |
|  | | Jhuly
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| | Subject: Re: ^^Time to laugh^^ August 20th 2008, 3:27 pm | |
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| | | | ashley07
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| | Subject: Re: ^^Time to laugh^^ August 20th 2008, 3:39 pm | |
| :cool men:  | |
| | | | misay
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| | Subject: Re: ^^Time to laugh^^ August 20th 2008, 4:29 pm | |
| mas feel ko yung ma'am.. oras na ng pag inom ng gamot... lols ^_^ sleeping pills pala.. nyahahahah | |
| | | | ashley07
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| | | | | belle
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| | Subject: Re: ^^Time to laugh^^ August 21st 2008, 10:04 am | |
| A priest at a church.
Lady: Father, ang gwapo at cute mo naman! Bakit ka pa kasi nagpari?
Priest: Dahil ayaw pumayag ng magulang ko na magmadre ako! Bruha! ^^ gusto ko.. hahaha. dami ngang gwapong pari ngayon.. matanugn nga din minsan.. baka yan ang isagot saken.. sabihin ko... survey lang po.. | |
| | | | ashley07
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| | | | | silip_lang
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| | Subject: Re: ^^Time to laugh^^ August 30th 2008, 10:53 am | |
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| | | | tagubilin
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| | Subject: Re: ^^Time to laugh^^ August 30th 2008, 9:26 pm | |
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| | | | silip_lang
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| | Subject: Re: ^^Time to laugh^^ September 2nd 2008, 3:38 pm | |
| tawa lang ah la na comment hehe | |
| | | | mark_7th
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| | Subject: Re: ^^Time to laugh^^ January 10th 2009, 11:59 pm | |
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| | Subject: Re: ^^Time to laugh^^ May 31st 2009, 1:22 am | |
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