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PostSubject: pAntaGGal LuMbaY ;))   pAntaGGal LuMbaY ;)) Icon_minitimeAugust 29th 2008, 1:39 pm
IBA ANG PINOY

Three contractors are bidding to fix the White House fence.

One from the Philippines , another from Mexico and an American.

They go with a White House official to examine the fence.

The American contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. Well," he says. "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Mexican contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Filipino contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers: "$2,700."

The official, incredulous, says, "What? You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure? How do you expect me to consider your service with that bid?

"Easy," the Pinoy explains, "$1,000 for you, $1,000 for me and we hire the guy from Mexico ".

The next day, the Pinoy and the Mexican are working on the Fence.

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CORRUPTION


Q. What's the difference between corruption in the US and corruption in the Philippines ?

A. In the U.S. they go to jail. In the Philippines , they go to the U.S.

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REPORTER

REPORTER: Sir, kung wala po kayong evidence, witness or suspect ano na po ang next step ninyo??
Police: DNA na...
REPORTER: sir, ano po yung DNA ???
Police: "Di Namin Alam "

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MAG AMA

"Naglalakad ang mag-ama, nakakita ng eroplano

ANAK: Tay! Krus! Ang laking krus!
TATAY(Binatukan ang anak): Nakita mo ng krus eh! Lumuhod tayo!"

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BOBO

bobo1: Pare, alam mo ba tawag sa paniki na mababa ang lipad?
bobo2: hindi eh! ano ba pare?
bobo1: Lowbat pare! Lowbat!

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BRIGHT STUDENT

TEACHER: Anong similarity nina Jose Rizal, Andres Bonifacio, Ninoy Aquino at Apolinario Mabini?
STUDENT: Ma'am, pagkaka-alam ko po, silang lahat ay pinanganak ng holiday!



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ERAP

ERAP: Soli ko tong nabili kong DVD.
FPJ: Anong problema?
ERAP: Walang picture, tsaka sound. Sayang. Suspense thriller pa yata to. Tsk, tsk...
FPJ: Anong title?
ERAP: "The Lens Cleaner"


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PROMDI

PROMDI: Lam ko promdi lang ako kaya wag mo kong lolokohin! [/size][size=9]Bakit ganito ang kwarto ko? Maliit, wala pang kama at bintana..... ha?
ROOMBOY: Sir, nasa elevator pa lang po tayo...


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SECRETARY

Boss asks sexy secretary to a dinner after overtime: Are you free tonight?
The sexy secretary replies: Sir, ha... huwag naman, FREE... Bibigyan na lang kita ng discount!


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Eliseo: Sobra na talaga ang katangahan ng kumare mo. Ang akala niya, ang LAWSUIT ay uniporme ng pulis!
JoshuA: Sus! Tanga nga! Eh di ba, uniporme ng abugado yun?

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gneth wrote:
CORRUPTION


Q. What's the difference between corruption in the US and corruption in the Philippines ?

A. In the U.S. they go to jail. In the Philippines , they go to the U.S.
Rolling Eyes Totoo nga naman
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PostSubject: Re: pAntaGGal LuMbaY ;))   pAntaGGal LuMbaY ;)) Icon_minitimeAugust 29th 2008, 1:59 pm
kaaliw naman... natuwa ako bago na ung signature ko...

salamat PA....
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PostSubject: Re: pAntaGGal LuMbaY ;))   pAntaGGal LuMbaY ;)) Icon_minitimeAugust 29th 2008, 4:06 pm
natawa naman ako.. lols ^_^ .. lols ^_ ^nyahahaha
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hello misay-gon!!!!!!!!! hehehehe
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hahahha.......



(walang pakialaman tatawa lang ako)
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PostSubject: Re: pAntaGGal LuMbaY ;))   pAntaGGal LuMbaY ;)) Icon_minitimeAugust 31st 2008, 9:40 pm
nyahahhaa zai kala ko naman natawa ka sa sinabi ni gneth eh.... lols ^_^ isa narin kasi sa joke yang misa-gon na yan...lols kahit ako lagi natatawa... ^_^
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ako rin tatawa dahil ako ay masaya Rolling Eyes
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heheheh...basta misay kakatawa hahahha...



nice avvy misay...dito ko na sinabi kasi diko napansin nung nag post ako sa thread mo eh ahhaha
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honga... maganda yung avy ni misay parang walang kamuwang muwang heheheh
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