shyjanie
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 |  Subject: copy-paste ko lang..^^  May 24th 2009, 2:16 pm | |
| ..sana nga nakakatawa yung na paste ko..hehe
..happy reading!!
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Boy: ilaw kb?
Bading: (kilig) hihi. Ano nnmang banat yan?
Ksi alam ako ang ilaw mu sa dilim.ganon ba?
Boy: hindi! Ang sarap mong patayin!
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Boy: Miss. Magaling kabang mag-swimming?
Girl: bakit, mukha ba kong swimmer?
BOY: hindi! Mukha kang..
PUSIT..XD
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Things na dapat gawin pag BORED ka:
1. kainin ang kape (yung powder ha)
2. i-lock ang sarili sa isang room then tumawag ng tulong.
3. i-separate ang mga ingredients ng 3-in-1
4. makipaglaro ng hide and seek sa mga ipis and pag di mo
nahanap tawagin mo ako tas tutulungan kita.
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mahirap ang umibig
mahirap ang umasa
mahirap ang umiyak
mahirap ang mabigo
mahirap ang ipagpalitan ang sarili
sa taong hindi ka kayang mahalin
pero pinakamahirap ang tumae na walang tubig at tissue,
brownout at ang tabo mo ay lalagyan ng yakult.
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In a street accident:
>a woman tried to help the victims, but suddenly a nursing student came in and said:
"miss, excuse me, please step back! ive had a course in first aid and im trained in CPR."
the woman stepped aside, and watched the procedures fo a few moments,
then tapped the student on the shoulder and said...
"kung kailangan moh ng doctor miss,
nandito lang ako sah likod mo ha.,"
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This made me smile. Take time to read.
A boy was crossing a
road one day when a frog called out to him andsaid, "If you kiss me,
I'll turn into a beautiful princess". He bent over, picked up the frog
and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you
kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with
you for one week." The boy took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at
it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss
me and turn me back into a princess, 'll stay with you and do ANYTHING
you want." Again the boy took the frog out, smiled at it and put it
back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the
matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you
for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The boy said, "Look, I'm a software engineer,
I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."
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Lolo:ang boring nuh?
Lola:ou nga eh..
Lolo:Gusto mo laro tau?
Lola:cge. anung laro?
Lolo:Kahit ano, wag lang taguan..
Lola:bakit nmn?
Lolo:
..Because a giRl Like you is impossible to find..
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Bata: tAtanG, pwde po mgtanong?
TataNg: ano un ineng?
B: saan po papunta itong daan na to?
T: alam mo ineng, mtagal n q dito pero
hnd ku pa nktang umalis yang daan na yan..
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misay
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| | Subject: Re: copy-paste ko lang..^^ May 31st 2009, 1:21 am | |
| lols.. natawa naman ako sa daan hahahaha ^_^ nice copy and pase..lols ^_^ | |
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